Woman Strokes Big Hairy Pussy

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And instantly regrets it. Cat fur all over the damn place, claw marks on the sofa arm, and everything smells like Whiskas Tuna Fish Surprise. Is that a half chewed rat on the carpet?* This business of providing non-sexual image content for blogs that are hosted by the Blogger arm of the Google company is going to be difficult. I write a blog page down at work and have had to pull off all the nude models. I mean remove the images…from the pages…I know what I mean…oh God, what DO I mean?

It wasn’t as if we had many explicit posts. We sell a type of flash synchronisation connecter for studios that is known as a “triple nipple”. Obviously delicate ground there – I think we are going to have to keep them under the counter and only sell them when you can give the secret handshake.

Then there was that post about the wet spot. Okay, we were trying to explain about darkroom plumbing and all but I have come to regret the phrase. Next time will be different.

At least we saw the danger in time when we were trying to sell the Naked Teenage Lust Partyflex brand of  digital cameras. And we never did have that many in stock anyway. I shudder to think what the response to the advertisement in the West Australian would have been.

Thank goodness WordPress is not going to become as puritanical and repressed as Google. Of course there is always the danger that the latter will either buy or ban the former, but in that case I will simply resort to running down Hay Street Mall naked like the old days.

I do hope people have the kindness to look…

* At our house, yes it is…

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