Our reporter from People’s Photographic Republic official newspaper, VRANYE, has discover shocking case of selling weapons of mass discomfort at popular den of iniquity. Worse for this is that it is done on day of national.
Merchant of doom in this case name Jason and have got accomplice in crime too. He not have name but is distinctive to see with hair many colour so you can not miss him on street. Merchant of doom dressed in red coat, symbolic of oppression of masses and hegemony of the oligarchy. Wears hat made of pith, which symbolic of pith.
Here also is sold symbolic liquor holder of Romanov criminal tsar with two cups and little funnel for to fill. All people will be crushed by alcoholism if this. VRANYE will be demand that total ban alcohol in all of Photographic Republic to be made by law: Vranye Act for protect morals of innocent young girls and health of nation.
We demand the reign of error of Merchant of doom be stop! VRANYE will collect money to prevent this from happen – send $ 1 or $ 2 coin to office of newspaper and become supporter of us. Better send money to us than to track and field society because then you will be know as athletic supporters.